The Kentucky Caver Quarterly Proceedings of the
Bluegrass Grotto: the North Central Kentucky Area Chapter of the National Speleological Society
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 vol. 41. iss. 1, March 2006
All this alarmist nonsense is counterproductive and unpatriotic.
An Editorial by By Ergor Rubreck

Dick Cheney himself has the assurance from Dubai Ports World that when they construct and operate the BioTerror Lab in southeast KY, it will employ 3,200 unemployed Kentuckians without relatives. It will be located equidistant from New Orleans and Boston so that in case either of those labs have a mishap, the KY lab can continue to experiment with the deadliest viruses and bacteria known to man.  One of the substances under development is called Payola, a distant relative of Ebola.  It is a bacterium that eats money and cannot be stopped.

Senator McConnell says the DPW has a "No Accident" policy, so everyone will be safe. "A man with a tablecloth turban swore on the Holy Bible in my office that every precaution would be taken," said Mitch.  "I know I can trust him because he accidentally left behind a briefcase full of thousand dollar bills." Haliburton is contracted to clean out the caves of Al Queda in eastern Kentucky prior to construction.

Eastern Kentucky agriculture will benefit hugely because one crop research project is aimed at ecoterrorism -- development of a 1,500 foot-tall marijuana plant that can grow on flat mountain tops.  "One of those will wipe out all our concerns about cheap marijuana from Colombia and Mexico, and it should boost employment at the Louisville Ladder Company," McConnell said.  Coal operators of eastern KY have agreed to clear more mountain tops to support this patriotic effort. Water from Lake Cumberland will be diverted to the new BioTerror Lab,

and after use and treatment will be run through a coffee filter to make it "Good as new", according to Cheney.

These plans will fit nicely with government plans to have Hamas repair the Wolf Creek Dam.  According to Ahmed Chalaby, they bring a lot of knowledge of explosives, and they have a "No Accident" policy.  Secretary of State Rice said the dam repair project will keep Palestine activists out of mischief for eight years so the peace process will have time to take root. FEMA plans to buy beached houseboats when the lake is drained and move them to Arkansas.  Governor Fletcher said, "Everyone will benefit, and we are working on a statute to imprison the economic terrorists who object at Guantanamo."

The Rockcastle Karst Conservancy Annual Meeting
The Rockcastle Karst Conservancy Annual Meeting is Friday, March 10, 2006 at 7:00pm ET at the Erlanger Branch of the Kenton County Public Library in Erlanger, Kentucky. The meeting will be held in the library meeting room. The meeting is open to the public. We encourage you attend. The address is:

Kenton County Public Library
Erlanger Branch
401 Kenton Lands Road
Erlanger, KY 41018
Andy Niekamp RKC Chairman

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